Thursday, October 27, 2011

Three ring cock cage wear

Three Ring Cock Cage Wear
Introducing the Triple Helix Cock Cage from California Exotic Novelties

For a hardcore hard on, there's no better erection enhancer than the triple helix Cock Cage. Designed to fit around your cock and balls, this will harness your erection and keep you up as long as you please. Easily sized to fit your penis, it also features a quick release system to let you down when you're ready to call it quits - but not a second before!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Win $100 for reviewing sex toys!

Have you ever wanted to be a Sex Toy Reviewer and get sexy swag in exchange for reviews? Well, here is your chance to win $100 worth of adult products just by submitting your original reviews.

How To Enter

  • Go to the product page of the toy or product you would like to review.
  • Under the “Add to Cart” Button click "Write a Review — You Could Win $100!".
  • Submit your original review of the product (75-300 words)—See Reviews Policy
  • Make sure to enter a valid email address so we can contact you if you win. See Privacy Policy
  • Make sure to Check the “Yes, I want to enter contest!” box before you submit your review.
  • Enter Security Code and Submit Review. It’s that simple!

What You Could Win

One Winner will receive a $100 gift certificate from our sex toy shop and may choose any products in our store (over 100,000 products) up to the value of $100. The purchase may be for multiple products or one product only.

The Reviews Process

  • Each review submitted needs a valid e-mail address so we can contact you if you are a winner! Your email address will not show up on the published review, although we may contact you about doing more reviews for us or other contests (See our Privacy Policy). So, make sure to use the same Nickname and e-mail address for every review you submit.
  • All reviews are checked for typos, spam and accuracy, so please have some knowledge of the product(s) you review.
  • Make sure your review is original content. In other words, don’t “borrow” someone else’s review.
  • A quality review is your honest assessment and comments regarding the product. A negative review (if it’s the truth) still qualifies. We do NOT want a review that sounds like an ad: "this item will give you waves of ecstasy and happiness." A good review may include measurements, comment on the materials, and discuss how it worked or even when or how you used it.

Contest Rules

  • You must be of legal age to enter contest (18 years of age or older and of legal age to view sexually explicit material as determined by the local and national laws of the region in which you reside).
  • Contest open to US and Canadian residents only. Prizes can only be shipped within the US and Canada.
  • Contest ends November 30, 2011 at 11:59 PM PST.
  • Winner will be chosen by a random number generator. Each review becomes an entry and is given a specific number which will be randomly selected at the end of the contest.
  • Winner has 48 hours to respond or a new winner will be picked. Be sure to check your junk mail.
  • Once winner is notified with the Gift Certificate code, they have 30 days to use the code.
  • Code can only be used during one transaction.
  • Items purchased with the Gift Certificate code must be listed as in stock.
  • No returns or exchanges on items purchased with Gift Certificate code will be accepted unless items are defective within 30 days. See Returns Policy
  • Prize cannot be used to purchase gift certificates.
  • Prize cannot be sold or transferred.
  • No purchase necessary to enter contest.

Reviews Policy

By submitting a review you agree to allow Inc to post the review in its entirety, or in part, on any or all of its websites, with the right to edit said review for length, spelling and errors. By submitting a review we cannot guarantee that it will be approved for posting on our site(s). Only approved reviews will qualify for an entry into the contest.

Privacy Policy

All personal information submitted through the web is entered into our databases via secure systems. These secure systems are regularly monitored by Trust Keeper. By entering this contest, you may be asked if you mind being contacted with information about other review opportunities or contests we are running. If you do not want to be contacted further, just let us know and we will remove you from our list. We respect your privacy and have never sold any information to 3rd parties.

Returns Policy

For sanitary/hygienic purposes, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. When you receive your package, promptly check the items to make sure the items are working. We will credit or exchange for DEFECTIVE items only (or for any shipping errors made by us). You must contact us at for an RMA. Please return the items in their original packaging within 30 days after RMA is issued to the address we will provide you. Items returned without original packaging will NOT be refunded so please keep all packaging for the 30 day return period. If you have further questions or problems, please contact us. We have tens of thousands of products on our site. Some of the products have measurements and some do not. We will not issue a refund for a product without measurements due to the size. Please make sure the product you are ordering meets all of your requirements including size before placing your order.

In your return package please include:
  • The packing slip.
  • A note telling us what the problem was.
  • A note stating whether you would like a refund or an exchange for another item
  • If you do not include a note, you may not be refunded!
Please allow up to 3 weeks to receive your replacement or refund.

We are dedicated to carrying only the highest quality adult products and maintaining attentive customer service. We hope you have been and will be happy with our services.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Review: Pipedream Icicles No. 4 Glass Dildo Vibrator by Misti Dawn

Our friend, Misti Dawn - the nerdiest porn star, did a review of the Pipedream Products Icicle No 4 hand blown glass massager.  Check it out on Misti Dawn's blog.

Dress Your Kitty - Pocket Panties

'Dress Your Kitty Pocket Panties' were created quite by accident. As a woman with a full-time career, two active teenagers, and attending graduate school full time I have little time to prepare for long days. On days where work is followed by four hours of class in the evening I would often throw an extra pair of panties in my laptop bag just in case I wanted to feel a little fresher in the midst of a long day. One evening, while at school, I was pulling my laptop out of its bag and out flew my panties with it. My classmates looked at me with these giant blinking eyes and I sat there flush with embarrassment. I quickly played off the moment with the comment to the effect of "oh those are just my backup panties". This is when the idea of Pocket Panties was born.

While some may never understand the need or desire for a fresh pair of panties during a long day, others will blindly understand and just nod in appreciation of the invention of pocket panties. Whether you just have a long day leading to the need to freshen up or the sudden invitation to drinks after work you will always be ready with pocket panties. Each panty is uniquely decorated with Swarovski Crystals and discreetly hidden in a pocket that fits right in your purse. No need to worry about panties flying about as you reach for you coin purse or lipstick!

Pocket Panties are currently only available in a black velour pouch. Coming soon - panties in a tin!  

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Sexy Halloween Costumes

We have hundreds of both sexy and spooky Halloween costumes available.  A full line of ideas for both men & women.  For a change of pace this year, try Liquid Latex.

To save 10% off your purchase, use code 'SEXYSPOOKY' at checkout.  

Friday, October 7, 2011

Police arrest man for child pornography after tipoff from burglars -

Police arrest man for child pornography after tipoff from burglars -

Not sure what to say. Burglars with a conscience? So you rob a house, think you grabbing blank CDs, pop em in your laptop and discover they are filled with kiddie porn.

Do you?
A. Toss em
B. Return them
C. Contact the police, tell them you robbed a house and found kiddie porn
And according to the article, the 2 thieves have not been charged.
Sending bad karma by robbing a house, followed by good karma for turning the man in. At least this guy won't be a wart on the ass of society anymore, or so we can hope.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

How to wear a cock ring

There are is often alot of confusion and questions about cock rings.

Why use a cock ring?
A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger, to keep it that way for a longer amount of time, and to delay and heighten orgasm.

How does a cock ring work?
Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood.

Can I use ring by myself?
Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves.

What are cock rings made of?
Some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber. Since these cock rings are not adjustable, the right size needs to be chosen for a proper fit. For example, one that fits too tightly could be hard to remove and could cut off circulation in the penis entirely. Metal rings can cause a rash or other skin reactions in some men, so this is something to consider when shopping around. Adjustable cock rings made of rawhide or leather straps are easier for beginners to use since the fit can be changed, and taking them off is more manageable. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

How should I apply a cock ring?
Cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect. Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space. The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard. Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

Can I try a cock ring before I buy one?
Adult-oriented stores with genital jewelry departments sometimes have fitting rooms where you can try on merchandise.

Should I measure myself before I buy a cock ring?
If you're into advanced planning, you, or your partner, can measure your penile girth, or approximate how many of your fingers bunched together equal the thickness of their fleshy friend. The flexibility of rubber and other elasticized cock rings allows a greater range of fit for more differently endowed men, but they are not one-size-fits-all.

Cock ring safety tips
For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly. If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight. In that case, take the cock ring off immediately. It's also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold. In addition, it's dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. An erection of several hours can cause blood coagulation in the penis, making it difficult to lose the erection. This is called priapism, a prolonged erection. Since new blood cannot enter the penis, this can be severely painful and cause permanent damage to the erectile tissue. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don't worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.

Traveling with a cock ring
Another place you might want to forgo a cock ring around your penis is the airport. In these high-security times, metal detectors will catch some of these penis-erectors that are tricky to explain and/or remove for closer inspection.

Where to buy a cock ring?
Swingtastic Toys -