Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Baby's daddy is a metalhead?

Ever get knocked up at a concert?  A 26 year-old from Chicago did and she is looking for the baby daddy.  According to a post on in the 'Missed Connections' section of Craigslist, which has since been pulled, a woman got pregnant in the bathroom of Aragon Ballroom in Chicago during the Megadeth / Motorhead show.  And now she is trying to find guy who joined her in the john.

Apparently, the two metal heads were thrashing it in the pit and decided to take it the next level. What better place than a stall in the nearest restroom.

The full text of the ad is as follows:

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. 

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

blue hair fishnet stockings
If this was her, she'd be married in a heartbeat! 

red mohawk

While there are thousands of claims by people that they were conceived at Woodstock, this is the first time that anyone has claimed to have gotten pregnant at a Megadeth / Motorhead show.  I'm sure Lemmy is proud of the activities, and would be even happier if the potent thrasher cums forward (pun intended?).   Dave Mustaine, not so much.  He appears to be hanging out with Ted Nugent lately and will probably rant that she better not end up on welfare and start posting security at the bathroom stalls at all his shows going forward.

Lemmy of Motorhead

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